Title: OLTL Transcripts: 6.12, 6.28, 7.2 , 7.4, 7.16
cher62 - June 14, 2007 01:14 AM (GMT)
Transcript from 6/12
Source:OLTL Transcript
Provided By Suzanne
Proofread by Brandi
Scene 1
Dorian: Clint, I know it’s hard to believe, but it’s absolutely true. Asa hired David to kill Spencer Truman.
Clint: Where did you hear this?
Dorian: David told me that somebody offered him $10 million to kill Spencer. It didn’t take me long to figure out that it was Asa.
Clint: Your source is David? David, who lies more than roadkill on a country highway?
Dorian: Oh, I -- I know that David is -- how shall we say -- honesty-challenged, but in this case, he is telling the truth.
Clint: He can’t be.
Dorian: He is. Clint, you know in your heart it’s true.
Scene 2
Clint: How long have you known about this?
Dorian: Well, not that long. Remember my telling you that I went to Statesville to get David to be tested so he could possibly be a donor for Jessica?
Clint: Yeah, and he just offered this up, that my father gave him $10 million to kill Spencer Truman?
Dorian: Well, it wasn’t that easy. I had my suspicions all along, and I got him to admit that somebody was offering him $10 million to kill Spencer. I did the math and it added up to Asa. David didn’t deny it.
Clint: That doesn’t mean that David’s dealing us a straight hand now.
Dorian: Clint, think about it. David was out of the country, and there was no way that the police could touch him. Yet, he came back, here, he confessed and -- why would he do such a thing, unless he knew there was a big payoff waiting for him once he got out of prison?
Clint: Dorian, I have no illusions about my father. I know what that man is capable of doing. And by God, he hated Spencer Truman. He thought he was a threat to our family, especially when Truman was running all around claiming that he was one of us.
Dorian: He was a threat to the Buchanans. He was a threat to a lot of us. Your father was not the only one who hated Spencer and wanted him dead.
Clint: But if you're right, and he acted on it, that means my father is a murderer.
Dorian: Well, not technically. I mean, Asa didn’t kill Spencer. He hired David to do it, and David never followed through.
Clint: What?
Dorian: Clint, David didn’t murder Spencer Truman. Someone beat him to it.
Clint: Then why would he confess?
Dorian: Oh, I can think of 10 million good reasons.
Clint: Who else knows about this?
Dorian: I went to John McBain as soon as I found out.
Clint: You told him about Asa?
Dorian: No. I left that part out. So you see, nobody has to ever find out about your father’s part in -- in any of this. There are just four of us who know. Asa, David, you, and me.
Clint: Are you willing to keep this a secret?
Dorian: Absolutely. Because we're not actually hiding evidence, are we? The only secret that matters is who really did kill Spencer Truman.
Scene 3
Clint: Dorian, there’s something that I don’t understand. Why aren’t you going to the police and telling them about Asa’s involvement in Spencer’s death?
Dorian: Because it was only a plot to kill Spencer, and it was never realized.
Clint: Now you're splitting hairs.
Dorian: It means the difference between guilt and innocence.
Clint: And why did you come to me with this?
Dorian: Because Asa’s your father, and I thought you had a right to know.
Clint: Is that the only reason?
Dorian: There’s another very important reason. I didn’t want you to find out that I knew and didn’t tell you.
Clint: I'd be furious.
Dorian: At me. And, Clint, I just couldn’t bear that.
Clint: Not to mention the fact that if the truth ever came out, I would know it was not you who ratted out my father.
Dorian: That, too.
Clint: But none of this really matters, because I'm going to turn him in myself.
Dorian: No, Clint. Clint, please, you can’t do that.
Clint: Why not? David giving you a cut of the money?
Dorian: How dare you. I'm not going to the police with this out of self-interest. I'm doing it to help you.
Scene 4
Dorian: Look, I'll be honest with you, Clint -- I don’t give a damn what happens to your father, ok? I'm sorry, but that’s the truth.
Clint: I -- I understand that.
Dorian: Ok. Now as much as I -- I'll say it -- hate your father, I care very much about you. And I don’t think that you want to send your father to prison.
Clint: Well, I'm just sick and tired of Asa thinking that he’s above the law and if he -- if he put a hit on Spencer, then he deserves to pay for it and that’s why I'm going to call Bo right now.
Dorian: No, you can’t do that! He’s not in the best of health. He wouldn’t last one day in prison.
Clint: Well, maybe he should've thought of that before.
Dorian: Clint? He’s your father. He’s your children’s grandfather. How are they going to react when -- when he’s locked up in prison? And Asa will find out that you turned him in and he will never forgive you for that.
Clint: Well, you know something? That works both ways.
Dorian: I know that you love him, in spite of everything. You haven’t got that much time left with him. Is this the way you want to spend it?
Scene 5
Dorian: Clint, I didn’t come here to argue with you. I've done my best. I -- I guess I'd better go.
Clint: Dorian? Don’t go, you're right. The irony is this is not the worst thing that he’s ever done. But I can’t make Asa pay with his life. I can’t take that responsibility.
Dorian: Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything.
Clint: No, I'm glad that you did. I'm glad that you -- you came to me and told me the truth the minute you knew about it. That says you care, a lot, which is a good thing because I care a lot about you.
[Phone rings]
Dorian: I -- I could ignore it. I could.
Clint: No, you take the call. I'll get a couple glasses of wine.
Dorian: Ok. Hello?
David: I had to use that entire carton of cigarettes you gave me as a bribe to use the guard’s phone.
Dorian: David, are you all right?
David: No, I'm not all right! Thanks to you, I'm about to be a free man, and a poor one!
Clint: Hey.
Dorian: I'll -- [Dorian chuckles] I'll get back to you on that. Thanks for calling, bye.
David: You owe me for this, Dorian!
Dorian: I'm turning my phone off.
Clint: It’s French.
Dorian: Ooh. Delicious. Where were we?
[They kiss]
Source:OLTL Transcript
Provided By Suzanne
Proofread by Brandi
Scene 1
Dorian: Clint, I know it’s hard to believe, but it’s absolutely true. Asa hired David to kill Spencer Truman.
Clint: Where did you hear this?
Dorian: David told me that somebody offered him $10 million to kill Spencer. It didn’t take me long to figure out that it was Asa.
Clint: Your source is David? David, who lies more than roadkill on a country highway?
Dorian: Oh, I -- I know that David is -- how shall we say -- honesty-challenged, but in this case, he is telling the truth.
Clint: He can’t be.
Dorian: He is. Clint, you know in your heart it’s true.
Scene 2
Clint: How long have you known about this?
Dorian: Well, not that long. Remember my telling you that I went to Statesville to get David to be tested so he could possibly be a donor for Jessica?
Clint: Yeah, and he just offered this up, that my father gave him $10 million to kill Spencer Truman?
Dorian: Well, it wasn’t that easy. I had my suspicions all along, and I got him to admit that somebody was offering him $10 million to kill Spencer. I did the math and it added up to Asa. David didn’t deny it.
Clint: That doesn’t mean that David’s dealing us a straight hand now.
Dorian: Clint, think about it. David was out of the country, and there was no way that the police could touch him. Yet, he came back, here, he confessed and -- why would he do such a thing, unless he knew there was a big payoff waiting for him once he got out of prison?
Clint: Dorian, I have no illusions about my father. I know what that man is capable of doing. And by God, he hated Spencer Truman. He thought he was a threat to our family, especially when Truman was running all around claiming that he was one of us.
Dorian: He was a threat to the Buchanans. He was a threat to a lot of us. Your father was not the only one who hated Spencer and wanted him dead.
Clint: But if you're right, and he acted on it, that means my father is a murderer.
Dorian: Well, not technically. I mean, Asa didn’t kill Spencer. He hired David to do it, and David never followed through.
Clint: What?
Dorian: Clint, David didn’t murder Spencer Truman. Someone beat him to it.
Clint: Then why would he confess?
Dorian: Oh, I can think of 10 million good reasons.
Clint: Who else knows about this?
Dorian: I went to John McBain as soon as I found out.
Clint: You told him about Asa?
Dorian: No. I left that part out. So you see, nobody has to ever find out about your father’s part in -- in any of this. There are just four of us who know. Asa, David, you, and me.
Clint: Are you willing to keep this a secret?
Dorian: Absolutely. Because we're not actually hiding evidence, are we? The only secret that matters is who really did kill Spencer Truman.
Scene 3
Clint: Dorian, there’s something that I don’t understand. Why aren’t you going to the police and telling them about Asa’s involvement in Spencer’s death?
Dorian: Because it was only a plot to kill Spencer, and it was never realized.
Clint: Now you're splitting hairs.
Dorian: It means the difference between guilt and innocence.
Clint: And why did you come to me with this?
Dorian: Because Asa’s your father, and I thought you had a right to know.
Clint: Is that the only reason?
Dorian: There’s another very important reason. I didn’t want you to find out that I knew and didn’t tell you.
Clint: I'd be furious.
Dorian: At me. And, Clint, I just couldn’t bear that.
Clint: Not to mention the fact that if the truth ever came out, I would know it was not you who ratted out my father.
Dorian: That, too.
Clint: But none of this really matters, because I'm going to turn him in myself.
Dorian: No, Clint. Clint, please, you can’t do that.
Clint: Why not? David giving you a cut of the money?
Dorian: How dare you. I'm not going to the police with this out of self-interest. I'm doing it to help you.
Scene 4
Dorian: Look, I'll be honest with you, Clint -- I don’t give a damn what happens to your father, ok? I'm sorry, but that’s the truth.
Clint: I -- I understand that.
Dorian: Ok. Now as much as I -- I'll say it -- hate your father, I care very much about you. And I don’t think that you want to send your father to prison.
Clint: Well, I'm just sick and tired of Asa thinking that he’s above the law and if he -- if he put a hit on Spencer, then he deserves to pay for it and that’s why I'm going to call Bo right now.
Dorian: No, you can’t do that! He’s not in the best of health. He wouldn’t last one day in prison.
Clint: Well, maybe he should've thought of that before.
Dorian: Clint? He’s your father. He’s your children’s grandfather. How are they going to react when -- when he’s locked up in prison? And Asa will find out that you turned him in and he will never forgive you for that.
Clint: Well, you know something? That works both ways.
Dorian: I know that you love him, in spite of everything. You haven’t got that much time left with him. Is this the way you want to spend it?
Scene 5
Dorian: Clint, I didn’t come here to argue with you. I've done my best. I -- I guess I'd better go.
Clint: Dorian? Don’t go, you're right. The irony is this is not the worst thing that he’s ever done. But I can’t make Asa pay with his life. I can’t take that responsibility.
Dorian: Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything.
Clint: No, I'm glad that you did. I'm glad that you -- you came to me and told me the truth the minute you knew about it. That says you care, a lot, which is a good thing because I care a lot about you.
[Phone rings]
Dorian: I -- I could ignore it. I could.
Clint: No, you take the call. I'll get a couple glasses of wine.
Dorian: Ok. Hello?
David: I had to use that entire carton of cigarettes you gave me as a bribe to use the guard’s phone.
Dorian: David, are you all right?
David: No, I'm not all right! Thanks to you, I'm about to be a free man, and a poor one!
Clint: Hey.
Dorian: I'll -- [Dorian chuckles] I'll get back to you on that. Thanks for calling, bye.
David: You owe me for this, Dorian!
Dorian: I'm turning my phone off.
Clint: It’s French.
Dorian: Ooh. Delicious. Where were we?
[They kiss]
LovesTheDrama - June 14, 2007 03:03 AM (GMT)
I love Clint's road kill line.
cher62 - June 30, 2007 09:04 PM (GMT)
Transcript from 6/28
Source:OLTL Transcript
Provided By Boo
Proofread by Brandi
Scene 1
(LaBoulaie, Dorian's bedroom; Dorian has just entered with bourbon for Clint)
Clint: Be done in a minute.
Dorian: Take your time. Here -- I brought you a drink.
Clint: Oh, thank you.
Dorian: You're welcome.
[Dorian chuckles]
Dorian: Really, the nerve of that woman.
Clint: What woman?
Dorian: "That" woman -- what other woman would I be talking about? The woman that you were married to -- not just once, but twice? Victoria Lord Riley Burke Riley Buchanan Buchanan --
Clint: Carpenter Davidson?
Dorian: With her new living arrangements, well, then, she might just get her eighth husband, or is it her ninth? Huh.
Clint: Viki’s opened her home to David. How is that going to result in them getting married?
Dorian: Oh, you never know. David is a thoroughgoing scoundrel, but he can be very charming and seductive when he wants to be.
Clint: Why are you so up in arms about this? Are you jealous?
Dorian: Oh.
Scene 2
Dorian: I am not jealous!
Clint: Ah.
Dorian: Clint, I'm not jealous.
Clint: Then why would you even care if David and Viki ever got together?
Dorian: I don’t! Ha! All right. I do care. Oh, but not for the reason that you think.
Clint: And what do you think I think?
Dorian: Well, I think you think that I'm still carrying a torch for David. I'm not. You are the man that I adore. You're the perfect man for me.
Clint: Let’s get back to the subject at hand, shall we?
Dorian: All right. I am averting a disaster for both of our families.
Clint: Ok, by doing what?
Dorian: Well, David and Viki are two of the most relentless people on the planet.
Clint: That doesn’t answer the question.
Dorian: When they see that this -- this stupid little plan they have to -- to, you know, get a reaction out of me is having absolutely no effect, well, then they'll just up the ante. They'll keep raising the bar on this -- on this brinksmanship game that they're playing. Before you know it, we'll -- we'll be watching them recite their marriage vows.
Clint: Recite -- recite their marriage vows? Dorian, you've gone and lost it.
Dorian: This is not remotely funny.
Clint: It is because it’s not going to happen. There’s no way that David and Viki are heading to the altar.
Dorian: You bet there isn’t -- huh -- because I'm going to nip this thing in the bud right now.
Scene 3
Clint: Dorian, this is insanity. You can’t go over there.
Dorian: Oh, yes, I can. And I will drag David kicking and screaming out of the house if -- if I have to, and he'll thank me for it. In fact, she'll thank me for it, too.
Clint: No, I'm not going to let you make a fool of yourself.
Dorian: Excuse me, but David is doing this for revenge. Viki is doing it for spite. I mean, am I going to make less of a fool out of myself if I just stand by and wait until they're embroiled in some nasty, disgusting divorce, and they drag down both our families?
Clint: What, you got them divorced already?
Dorian: I know both these people. I know how they operate.
Clint: No, you don’t -- no. What you're doing is overreacting to David and Viki setting the bait for you. They want you to be jealous. Nothing would give them a bigger thrill.
Dorian: That is my whole point.
Clint: What is?
Dorian: I can just see them sitting around the mansion, you know, just grinning, laughing -- you know, just so pleased with themselves, sharing a bottle of domestic champagne, because they think they have gotten to me.
Clint: My head is spinning.
Dorian: Maybe this would help. Come on.
Clint: Forget Viki. Stay here with me.
Scene 4
Clint: Don’t go. If you care about us, don’t go.
Dorian: This has nothing to do with you and me.
Clint: It has everything to do with us. So long as we're involved, what you do, what you say -- it reflects on me and vice versa. You see, you compromise our relationship when you lower yourself to this kind of behavior. Do you get that?
Dorian: Frankly, no.
Clint: All right, then let me put it another way. Why does our happiness always take a back seat to your relationship with Viki?
Dorian: Huh. I don’t have a relationship with Viki.
Clint: Are you kidding? You and Viki have been committed to each other for years. Watching you go on and on is like an old married couple.
Dorian: Never say "old."
Clint: You know something? I was a fool to think that you and Viki could put the past behind you. The past, obviously, is too much for you to overcome.
Dorian: And why is it always my fault?
Clint: It’s not. It’s the fault of both of you, but I am sleeping with you, all right? And if you can’t distance yourself from Viki, it makes me wonder whether our relationship was ever going to work at all.
Dorian: Clint, you know how I feel about you.
Clint: I have an idea, yeah. That’s why I find it perplexing and disturbing that you would allow your issues with Viki to undermine what we have or what we're on the verge of having.
Dorian: I'm never going to allow that to happen because you mean everything to me. You're my first priority.
Clint: I sense that there’s a "but" in there somewhere.
Dorian: But you need to relax -- look at you. You look like you're about to go to the office. Now, sit down, would you? Get comfortable. Come to think of it, come on, cowboy. Let’s get those boots off here.
Clint: Ah.
Dorian: Right here. I just hope that you're not going to make me choose between you and my self-esteem.
Clint: Wouldn’t you bolster your self-esteem just a little bit if you took the high road once in a while?
Dorian: Oh. I see. Well, if the high road means that I let Viki steamroller me, uh-uh-uh. I really don’t see how that’s going to bolster my self-esteem.
Clint: Ah.
Dorian: In fact, I really think it would make me forget who I am. When I come back, I'm going to give you a really great foot massage. I'll only be gone a few minutes. I promise.
Scene 5
Viki: You're going to make it worth my while? What are you offering?
David: Companionship.
Viki: Of what sort?
David: The kind that any vibrant woman would value.
Viki: Uh -- thank you, David, but no, thank you, David. Look, um, I'm not going to turn you out with nowhere to go, ok?
David: You mean the carriage house?
Viki: I'd never be able to get you out of there. No, I'll get you a hotel room.
David: Call Renee. She usually keeps the penthouse at The Palace available for me whenever I'm in town.
Viki: You're on speaking terms with Renee?
David: We will be when you work your magic.
Viki: Oh, right. I'm so good at making people love each other.
David: Kumbaya, baby.
Viki: David, given that -- ahem -- anklet that you're wearing --
David: Hmm.
Viki: I'm assuming I cannot send you far out of town.
David: Hmm.
Viki: All right, it'll have to be The Palace, ok?
[Phone rings]
David: Yes!
Viki: Hello?
Clint: Dorian is on her way over to give you and David an earful. I thought you should be prepared.
Viki: Thank you.
David: Ahem.
Viki: Well, apparently, Dorian’s on her way over, so I think I'll go to bed.
David: Make room for Daddy.
Scene 6
(LaBoulaie bedroom) Clint: Dorian, you're on your own. (Clint leaves)
(Llanfair’s bedroom) Viki: On the other hand, I will handle Dorian, and you will go to bed -- in your own room. I'll be downstairs.
Dorian (downstairs at Llanfair): Viki!
Viki: Oh, my God, that was fast.
Dorian: "Viki?" Ha-ha, don’t think I won’t come up there!
Viki: Ok, David, go to your room right now -- right now!
David: Are you kidding? I'm not going to miss this.
Dorian: I know my way around this house! After all, I did once live here!
Viki: David, please. All right, you know what? Stay here.
David: No, I have a much better idea.
Dorian (now upstairs at bedroom doorway and sees David with Viki) : Oh, my --
Source:OLTL Transcript
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Scene 1
(LaBoulaie, Dorian's bedroom; Dorian has just entered with bourbon for Clint)
Clint: Be done in a minute.
Dorian: Take your time. Here -- I brought you a drink.
Clint: Oh, thank you.
Dorian: You're welcome.
[Dorian chuckles]
Dorian: Really, the nerve of that woman.
Clint: What woman?
Dorian: "That" woman -- what other woman would I be talking about? The woman that you were married to -- not just once, but twice? Victoria Lord Riley Burke Riley Buchanan Buchanan --
Clint: Carpenter Davidson?
Dorian: With her new living arrangements, well, then, she might just get her eighth husband, or is it her ninth? Huh.
Clint: Viki’s opened her home to David. How is that going to result in them getting married?
Dorian: Oh, you never know. David is a thoroughgoing scoundrel, but he can be very charming and seductive when he wants to be.
Clint: Why are you so up in arms about this? Are you jealous?
Dorian: Oh.
Scene 2
Dorian: I am not jealous!
Clint: Ah.
Dorian: Clint, I'm not jealous.
Clint: Then why would you even care if David and Viki ever got together?
Dorian: I don’t! Ha! All right. I do care. Oh, but not for the reason that you think.
Clint: And what do you think I think?
Dorian: Well, I think you think that I'm still carrying a torch for David. I'm not. You are the man that I adore. You're the perfect man for me.
Clint: Let’s get back to the subject at hand, shall we?
Dorian: All right. I am averting a disaster for both of our families.
Clint: Ok, by doing what?
Dorian: Well, David and Viki are two of the most relentless people on the planet.
Clint: That doesn’t answer the question.
Dorian: When they see that this -- this stupid little plan they have to -- to, you know, get a reaction out of me is having absolutely no effect, well, then they'll just up the ante. They'll keep raising the bar on this -- on this brinksmanship game that they're playing. Before you know it, we'll -- we'll be watching them recite their marriage vows.
Clint: Recite -- recite their marriage vows? Dorian, you've gone and lost it.
Dorian: This is not remotely funny.
Clint: It is because it’s not going to happen. There’s no way that David and Viki are heading to the altar.
Dorian: You bet there isn’t -- huh -- because I'm going to nip this thing in the bud right now.
Scene 3
Clint: Dorian, this is insanity. You can’t go over there.
Dorian: Oh, yes, I can. And I will drag David kicking and screaming out of the house if -- if I have to, and he'll thank me for it. In fact, she'll thank me for it, too.
Clint: No, I'm not going to let you make a fool of yourself.
Dorian: Excuse me, but David is doing this for revenge. Viki is doing it for spite. I mean, am I going to make less of a fool out of myself if I just stand by and wait until they're embroiled in some nasty, disgusting divorce, and they drag down both our families?
Clint: What, you got them divorced already?
Dorian: I know both these people. I know how they operate.
Clint: No, you don’t -- no. What you're doing is overreacting to David and Viki setting the bait for you. They want you to be jealous. Nothing would give them a bigger thrill.
Dorian: That is my whole point.
Clint: What is?
Dorian: I can just see them sitting around the mansion, you know, just grinning, laughing -- you know, just so pleased with themselves, sharing a bottle of domestic champagne, because they think they have gotten to me.
Clint: My head is spinning.
Dorian: Maybe this would help. Come on.
Clint: Forget Viki. Stay here with me.
Scene 4
Clint: Don’t go. If you care about us, don’t go.
Dorian: This has nothing to do with you and me.
Clint: It has everything to do with us. So long as we're involved, what you do, what you say -- it reflects on me and vice versa. You see, you compromise our relationship when you lower yourself to this kind of behavior. Do you get that?
Dorian: Frankly, no.
Clint: All right, then let me put it another way. Why does our happiness always take a back seat to your relationship with Viki?
Dorian: Huh. I don’t have a relationship with Viki.
Clint: Are you kidding? You and Viki have been committed to each other for years. Watching you go on and on is like an old married couple.
Dorian: Never say "old."
Clint: You know something? I was a fool to think that you and Viki could put the past behind you. The past, obviously, is too much for you to overcome.
Dorian: And why is it always my fault?
Clint: It’s not. It’s the fault of both of you, but I am sleeping with you, all right? And if you can’t distance yourself from Viki, it makes me wonder whether our relationship was ever going to work at all.
Dorian: Clint, you know how I feel about you.
Clint: I have an idea, yeah. That’s why I find it perplexing and disturbing that you would allow your issues with Viki to undermine what we have or what we're on the verge of having.
Dorian: I'm never going to allow that to happen because you mean everything to me. You're my first priority.
Clint: I sense that there’s a "but" in there somewhere.
Dorian: But you need to relax -- look at you. You look like you're about to go to the office. Now, sit down, would you? Get comfortable. Come to think of it, come on, cowboy. Let’s get those boots off here.
Clint: Ah.
Dorian: Right here. I just hope that you're not going to make me choose between you and my self-esteem.
Clint: Wouldn’t you bolster your self-esteem just a little bit if you took the high road once in a while?
Dorian: Oh. I see. Well, if the high road means that I let Viki steamroller me, uh-uh-uh. I really don’t see how that’s going to bolster my self-esteem.
Clint: Ah.
Dorian: In fact, I really think it would make me forget who I am. When I come back, I'm going to give you a really great foot massage. I'll only be gone a few minutes. I promise.
Scene 5
Viki: You're going to make it worth my while? What are you offering?
David: Companionship.
Viki: Of what sort?
David: The kind that any vibrant woman would value.
Viki: Uh -- thank you, David, but no, thank you, David. Look, um, I'm not going to turn you out with nowhere to go, ok?
David: You mean the carriage house?
Viki: I'd never be able to get you out of there. No, I'll get you a hotel room.
David: Call Renee. She usually keeps the penthouse at The Palace available for me whenever I'm in town.
Viki: You're on speaking terms with Renee?
David: We will be when you work your magic.
Viki: Oh, right. I'm so good at making people love each other.
David: Kumbaya, baby.
Viki: David, given that -- ahem -- anklet that you're wearing --
David: Hmm.
Viki: I'm assuming I cannot send you far out of town.
David: Hmm.
Viki: All right, it'll have to be The Palace, ok?
[Phone rings]
David: Yes!
Viki: Hello?
Clint: Dorian is on her way over to give you and David an earful. I thought you should be prepared.
Viki: Thank you.
David: Ahem.
Viki: Well, apparently, Dorian’s on her way over, so I think I'll go to bed.
David: Make room for Daddy.
Scene 6
(LaBoulaie bedroom) Clint: Dorian, you're on your own. (Clint leaves)
(Llanfair’s bedroom) Viki: On the other hand, I will handle Dorian, and you will go to bed -- in your own room. I'll be downstairs.
Dorian (downstairs at Llanfair): Viki!
Viki: Oh, my God, that was fast.
Dorian: "Viki?" Ha-ha, don’t think I won’t come up there!
Viki: Ok, David, go to your room right now -- right now!
David: Are you kidding? I'm not going to miss this.
Dorian: I know my way around this house! After all, I did once live here!
Viki: David, please. All right, you know what? Stay here.
David: No, I have a much better idea.
Dorian (now upstairs at bedroom doorway and sees David with Viki) : Oh, my --
cher62 - July 3, 2007 05:23 AM (GMT)
Transcript from 0702
Source:OLTL Transcript
Provided By Boo
Scene 1
Nora: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury --" "ladies and gentlemen of the jury --"
[Clint sighs]
Nora: What are you doing here?
Clint: I live here.
Nora: Oh, no, no, no -- I thought you were staying over at chez bouillabaisse or whatever she calls it.
Clint: Yeah. I thought so, too -- before dorian decided to bunk in with david vickers -- and viki.
Scene 2
Nora: Ok, you got to explain to me what you just said. What was that about dorian going over and staying with viki and david vickers?
Clint: Oh. Viki asked david vickers to stay with her at llanfair.
Nora: Why?
Clint: I think to try and drive dorian crazy, which it did.
Nora: You mean crazy as in jealous?
Clint: No, no, that would make sense to me. I wouldn't like it, but that would make sense. No, this is another kind of crazy. Is this interesting to you?
Nora: Fascinating.
Clint: All right, well, dorian went crazy because she knew that viki took david in just to make her crazy.
Nora: Viki did that? Excellent!
Clint: So, instead of spending the evening with me, she went roaring off to viki'S.
Nora: Well -- well, didn't -- but dorian knew that viki was having david over there just to make her crazy, so wouldn't going over there prove to viki that she actually had driven her crazy?
Clint: No, to prove to viki and david that viki taking david in didn't make her crazy.
Nora: But what was she going to -- how is she going to do that?
Clint: That's what I said!
Nora: Well -- what did she say to that?
Clint: Well, she said, "I'll be back before you know it," and then she walked out on me.
Nora: Oh, then what did you do?
Clint: Well, I gathered my stuff together, I walked out on her. God only knows what's happening right now at llanfair.
Nora: All right. I'm going to say something, and you can't get mad at me.
Clint: Sure.
Nora: All right. I told you so.
Clint: No, you didn'T.
Nora: I did, too. I did, too. I told you that getting involved with dorian was going to be a huge mistake.
Dorian: Oh, gee, nora. Why don't you just tell us exactly how you feel?
Scene 3
Nora: Oh, my, look at the time. I should probably go help matthew with his homework.
Clint: No, not yet.
Dorian: Yes, do that.
Nora: No, listen, clint, this is none of my business.
Dorian: Neither is clint's love life, but that obviously didn't stop you from putting your two cents in.
Nora: Clint is matthew's uncle. I care about his happiness. And to be perfectly honest, I've seen a lot of men go through your life in the years that I've known you, dorian, and none of them has ended up happy.
Dorian: As opposed to all your grateful exes that you left bobbing in your wake?
Nora: No -- not going to sink to your level. Uh-uh.
Dorian: To reach my level, you would need an extension ladder.
Clint: Ok, that's enough.
Nora: I asked you to leave me out of this.
Clint: Nora, I'd like you to stay. Dorian, I want you to go.
Dorian: Clint, I know you're very angry at me.
Clint: Yeah. Good call.
Dorian: But aren't you the least bit curious about what I saw in viki's bedroom when I arrived?
Scene 4
Clint: I know, dorian -- there is not a force on earth that could stop you from telling me what you saw at viki's.
Dorian: David was naked with just, you know, a little towel around him, and he and viki were kissing.
Clint: Oh, did you break in and sneak up to the bedroom or were they doing this kissing in the foyer?
Dorian: No! Viki left the front door open.
Nora: Well, it was a good thing you got there when you did.
Dorian: Nora! It was all staged -- just to upset me.
Clint: Which, obviously, it did.
Dorian: Yes. It did.
Clint: Dorian, why did you go over there? What did you think was going to happen?
Dorian: Well, I thought we'd all behave like adults.
Nora: Oh.
Clint: Did you think that viki was going to feel bad about driving you crazy and kick david out? I told you they were trying to bait you and you rose to the bait like a starving carp.
Dorian: Clint? You're right.
Scene 5
Clint: I'm having some sort of mental brownout because I thought I just heard that said that I was right.
Dorian: You did -- you are right.
Nora: About what?
Dorian: Nora. I'm sorry, clint, but I'm really not very comfortable having nora in the room while we are having this discussion.
Nora: Well, why? I can be fair and impartial -- I mean, I do that for a living.
Dorian: You are a district attorney -- you prosecute people for a living.
Clint: Overruled. Nora stays. Now, go ahead.
Dorian: David was a very important part of my life for a long time, and I do admit that i still feel very sensitive about him, and yes, it made me very angry to think of david and viki alone in that house together, and -- and I went over there and I let it show. But when I came home and I found that you had left, I realized that I had done a stupid thing and that I had hurt someone I really care about.
Clint: You didn't hurt me, dorian. You made me mad.
Nora: Oh, well, it's viki's fault anyway. Right?
Dorian: I know that there are some people in this town who think that I am incapable of introspection and remorse.
Nora: Yes.
Dorian: And there are also people who care about me and know me, and they know that I am a big enough person to admit when I am wrong. Clint, which camp are you in?
Scene 6
Clint: You know what I don't like, dorian? I don't like the fact that the plans that we had, our plans for the evening -- they meant nothing compared to you playing games with david and viki.
Dorian: It was a knee-jerk reaction which I sincerely regret.
Clint: Until next time.
Dorian: There isn't going to be a next time.
Nora: I mean -- you -- I'm sorry -- but if viki marries david vickers, she'd be viki vickers!
Dorian: Oh, shut up, nora! There is no way that viki and david are getting married!
Nora: I rest my case.
Clint: Dorian, you got to calm down.I spend some time apart.
Dorian: Ok. Take as much time as you need. But during this time that we spend apart -- I hope you'll remember all the wonderful things that we had between us, and that you'll miss me.
Clint: Ahem.
Source:OLTL Transcript
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Scene 1
Nora: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury --" "ladies and gentlemen of the jury --"
[Clint sighs]
Nora: What are you doing here?
Clint: I live here.
Nora: Oh, no, no, no -- I thought you were staying over at chez bouillabaisse or whatever she calls it.
Clint: Yeah. I thought so, too -- before dorian decided to bunk in with david vickers -- and viki.
Scene 2
Nora: Ok, you got to explain to me what you just said. What was that about dorian going over and staying with viki and david vickers?
Clint: Oh. Viki asked david vickers to stay with her at llanfair.
Nora: Why?
Clint: I think to try and drive dorian crazy, which it did.
Nora: You mean crazy as in jealous?
Clint: No, no, that would make sense to me. I wouldn't like it, but that would make sense. No, this is another kind of crazy. Is this interesting to you?
Nora: Fascinating.
Clint: All right, well, dorian went crazy because she knew that viki took david in just to make her crazy.
Nora: Viki did that? Excellent!
Clint: So, instead of spending the evening with me, she went roaring off to viki'S.
Nora: Well -- well, didn't -- but dorian knew that viki was having david over there just to make her crazy, so wouldn't going over there prove to viki that she actually had driven her crazy?
Clint: No, to prove to viki and david that viki taking david in didn't make her crazy.
Nora: But what was she going to -- how is she going to do that?
Clint: That's what I said!
Nora: Well -- what did she say to that?
Clint: Well, she said, "I'll be back before you know it," and then she walked out on me.
Nora: Oh, then what did you do?
Clint: Well, I gathered my stuff together, I walked out on her. God only knows what's happening right now at llanfair.
Nora: All right. I'm going to say something, and you can't get mad at me.
Clint: Sure.
Nora: All right. I told you so.
Clint: No, you didn'T.
Nora: I did, too. I did, too. I told you that getting involved with dorian was going to be a huge mistake.
Dorian: Oh, gee, nora. Why don't you just tell us exactly how you feel?
Scene 3
Nora: Oh, my, look at the time. I should probably go help matthew with his homework.
Clint: No, not yet.
Dorian: Yes, do that.
Nora: No, listen, clint, this is none of my business.
Dorian: Neither is clint's love life, but that obviously didn't stop you from putting your two cents in.
Nora: Clint is matthew's uncle. I care about his happiness. And to be perfectly honest, I've seen a lot of men go through your life in the years that I've known you, dorian, and none of them has ended up happy.
Dorian: As opposed to all your grateful exes that you left bobbing in your wake?
Nora: No -- not going to sink to your level. Uh-uh.
Dorian: To reach my level, you would need an extension ladder.
Clint: Ok, that's enough.
Nora: I asked you to leave me out of this.
Clint: Nora, I'd like you to stay. Dorian, I want you to go.
Dorian: Clint, I know you're very angry at me.
Clint: Yeah. Good call.
Dorian: But aren't you the least bit curious about what I saw in viki's bedroom when I arrived?
Scene 4
Clint: I know, dorian -- there is not a force on earth that could stop you from telling me what you saw at viki's.
Dorian: David was naked with just, you know, a little towel around him, and he and viki were kissing.
Clint: Oh, did you break in and sneak up to the bedroom or were they doing this kissing in the foyer?
Dorian: No! Viki left the front door open.
Nora: Well, it was a good thing you got there when you did.
Dorian: Nora! It was all staged -- just to upset me.
Clint: Which, obviously, it did.
Dorian: Yes. It did.
Clint: Dorian, why did you go over there? What did you think was going to happen?
Dorian: Well, I thought we'd all behave like adults.
Nora: Oh.
Clint: Did you think that viki was going to feel bad about driving you crazy and kick david out? I told you they were trying to bait you and you rose to the bait like a starving carp.
Dorian: Clint? You're right.
Scene 5
Clint: I'm having some sort of mental brownout because I thought I just heard that said that I was right.
Dorian: You did -- you are right.
Nora: About what?
Dorian: Nora. I'm sorry, clint, but I'm really not very comfortable having nora in the room while we are having this discussion.
Nora: Well, why? I can be fair and impartial -- I mean, I do that for a living.
Dorian: You are a district attorney -- you prosecute people for a living.
Clint: Overruled. Nora stays. Now, go ahead.
Dorian: David was a very important part of my life for a long time, and I do admit that i still feel very sensitive about him, and yes, it made me very angry to think of david and viki alone in that house together, and -- and I went over there and I let it show. But when I came home and I found that you had left, I realized that I had done a stupid thing and that I had hurt someone I really care about.
Clint: You didn't hurt me, dorian. You made me mad.
Nora: Oh, well, it's viki's fault anyway. Right?
Dorian: I know that there are some people in this town who think that I am incapable of introspection and remorse.
Nora: Yes.
Dorian: And there are also people who care about me and know me, and they know that I am a big enough person to admit when I am wrong. Clint, which camp are you in?
Scene 6
Clint: You know what I don't like, dorian? I don't like the fact that the plans that we had, our plans for the evening -- they meant nothing compared to you playing games with david and viki.
Dorian: It was a knee-jerk reaction which I sincerely regret.
Clint: Until next time.
Dorian: There isn't going to be a next time.
Nora: I mean -- you -- I'm sorry -- but if viki marries david vickers, she'd be viki vickers!
Dorian: Oh, shut up, nora! There is no way that viki and david are getting married!
Nora: I rest my case.
Clint: Dorian, you got to calm down.I spend some time apart.
Dorian: Ok. Take as much time as you need. But during this time that we spend apart -- I hope you'll remember all the wonderful things that we had between us, and that you'll miss me.
Clint: Ahem.
LovesTheDrama - July 3, 2007 06:06 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Clint: I think to try and drive dorian crazy, which it did. Nora: You mean crazy as in jealous? Clint: No, no, that would make sense to me. I wouldn't like it, but that would make sense |
This was probably the best part of the day: Clint admitting that if Dorian was jealous of David and Viki it would bother him.
ees43 - July 3, 2007 11:04 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| This was probably the best part of the day: Clint admitting that if Dorian was jealous of David and Viki it would bother him. |
It also said that Clint didn't think Dorian was romantically jealous of David and/or Viki. Clint wasn't worried that Dorian was still lusting after David. He was upset that Dorian was obsessed with the on-going feud with Viki, because Dorian has no self-control over reacting to Viki's bait.
Some would say that it proves that Dorian is only with Clint to stick it to Viki, but I think it's an ingrained, knee-jerk reaction (as Dorian said). Now that Dorian has experienced that pitfall, we'll see how she tries to avoid it in the future.
cher62 - July 4, 2007 12:02 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| It also said that Clint didn't think Dorian was romantically jealous of David and/or Viki. Clint wasn't worried that Dorian was still lusting after David. He was upset that Dorian was obsessed with the on-going feud with Viki, because Dorian has no self-control over reacting to Viki's bait. |
It's messed up isn't it? Dorian isn't really so much jealous of Viki/David for romantic reasons as much as Dorian being territorial in this decades long feud.
| QUOTE |
| Some would say that it proves that Dorian is only with Clint to stick it to Viki, but I think it's an ingrained, knee-jerk reaction (as Dorian said). Now that Dorian has experienced that pitfall, we'll see how she tries to avoid it in the future. |
Well you can't discount the sticking it to Viki aspect of it. But as has been mentioned there would have been some self-congratulatory aspects if sticking it to Viki was her singular motivation. We've seen that she cares deeply for him.
| QUOTE |
| Dorian: I know that there are some people in this town who think that I am incapable of introspection and remorse. Nora: Yes. Dorian: And there are also people who care about me and know me, and they know that I am a big enough person to admit when I am wrong. Clint, which camp are you in? |
For the record I am in the camp that believes Dorian has depth of character. Clint seems to understand her logic and I find that amusing.
cher62 - July 5, 2007 06:52 PM (GMT)
Transcript from 0704
Source:OLTL Transcript
Provided By Boo
["Star Spangled Banner" plays]
["Star Spangled Banner" plays]
Scene 1
Viki: Drink?
David: Hmm -- you missed me.
Viki: I thought you might be thirsty. If you don't want it, that's fine.
David: Now, hold on, hold on. We both know the help could've brought that out, but thank you, it looks delicious. Oh, god -- there's no champagne in it.
Viki: Did you put a bottle on ice?
David: What's on your mind, Viki?
Viki: Oh, a leisurely day, enjoying the birth of our nation. Why? What's on your mind, David?
David: I woke up naked in your bed this morning.
Viki: Oh --
David: I was just wondering, did -- well, you know, do it?
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Clint: Forget Viki. Stay here with me.
Dorian: I'm only going to be gone a few minutes. I promise.
[Door closes]
Dorian: Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Clint: Dorian?
Dorian: Clint. Well, I certainly wasn't expecting anyone this early.
Clint: Is, uh, this a bad time?
Dorian: Oh, it's never a bad time for you. Would you like your usual, or perhaps spice things up with a Bloody Mary?
Clint: Why don't we start with an apology?
Scene 2
Dorian: Clint, I missed you last night.
Clint: I missed you, too.
Dorian: I made a terrible mistake -- charging over to Viki's to insist they change the domestic arrangement --
Clint: Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. No apologies. You made your apology last night, and I was too angry to hear it. I'm not going to ask you to do it again. And as for your reaction to David and Viki, you were being honest. I'm the one who wasn't.
Dorian: You?
Clint: Yeah, you know, that scene between the two of them? It made me jealous, too. I mean, a little bit.
Dorian: I see.
Clint: Not enough to hightail it over there, but -- last night I acted as if your reaction came out of left field, which -- which it didn't.
Dorian: Well, it was terrible -- I mean, leaving you at my place, running over to Viki's to get between her and David. It could've been -- no, it was very hurtful, but that -- I -- I hope you believe me, it was not my intention.
Clint: Well, the way I see it, you gave in -- and, you know, understandably so -- to 20-odd years of antagonism. It's just your ferocity took me a little off guard.
Dorian: I'm not perfect. I am trying.
Clint: I'm not asking you to be perfect. Hell, I don't even want you to change. Because the fire that sends you over to do battle with Viki -- that's the same fire that's causing me to fall in love with you. And all I'm asking is that, you know, you choose -- choose your battles and your timing with just a little more care.
Dorian: Done.
Scene 3
Dorian: Happy, happy Fourth of July!
Clint: And to you, too. You know, I've been sitting here thinking, and I -- I came up with an idea. What do you say that we go to Lanai right now and sue for peace?
Dorian: I'm sorry. How is that a good idea?
Clint: Because it's the Fourth of July, Independence Day -- that struggle for freedom, that historic moment when you draw a line in the sand and you say just, "no more, no further fighting."
Dorian: No further fighting.
Clint: What I'm talking about is a real and genuine truce between you and Viki. What do you say to that?
Dorian: I'm speechless. However, all this fighting -- it's gotten us nowhere, so why not declare peace?
Clint: If you mean that, you don't know how glad I am to hear it.
Dorian: Not only do I mean it, but let's go do it! Come on! Is there anything better than a good, old-fashioned Fourth of July declaration?
Clint: Um -- Dorian, on second thought, maybe I should take some of my own advice about choosing your battles and your timing, because the two of you just went a couple of rounds without the gloves. I don't -- maybe it's better if we wait a few days before we show up on Viki's doorstep with a treaty in our hands.
Dorian: I like the element of surprise.
Clint: You mean ambush, don't you?
Dorian: It's spontaneous, it's an indication of sincerity, and although Viki -- no, no, no, she'll be, you know, taken aback by our offer of a -- a truce. You know, hopefully, she'll see that it's coming from the right place. Besides, that woman has never met an apology she couldn't accept.
Clint: You are going to apologize?
Dorian: She'll take it as an apology by implication. Why split hairs?
Clint: Oh, man, I don't know about this.
Dorian: Clint, just give me a few minutes to change my clothes, and then trust me. We're all going to be a lot better off when this is done.
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Viki: Are you suggesting that I took advantage of you?
David: You wouldn't be the first. No worries, I'm just trying to account for the lost time.
Viki: No, David, we did not "do it." I told you, I am not going to sleep with you.
[Viki laughs]
Viki: No, you conked out about 10 minutes into "People Will Talk," and then you proceeded to snore -- so I slept in the guest room.
David: Then how did I end up --
Viki: Naked? Not a clue. You can work that one out for yourself.
David: I have been known to strip down in my sleep -- makes for a quicker transition to tai chi in the morning.
Viki: Ok, as Starr would say, "too much information."
David: Are you kidding? Too much is never enough. You have a standing invitation, you know, to join me. A little pushing-hands motion -- get your chi flowing.
Viki: I -- I think my chi is fine, thank you.
David: Oh, no, definitely not. I can see from here that you're completely stopped up. I can help you, you know. Why don't you take advantage of me?
Viki: David, if I gave you all the reasons, it would be so boring.
David: Hmm.
Viki: But I must ask you, please, to stop faking it with me.
David: Fake it?
Viki: Yeah.
David: I'm not faking it. I will stand on your rooftop and say, "Viki Davidson, I find you --"
Viki: David, you are obsessed with Dorian. That's what this is all about. I wish you'd stop denying it.
David: Well, you got me there. I'm truly, madly, and completely obsessed of making Dorian squirm.
Viki: Ok, your secret is safe with me.
David: Well, I'm glad we finally got that settled.
Viki: Yes.
David: Well, now it's too late for tai chi.
Viki: Oh, dear, what a shame.
David: But I tell you what -- I got a much better way to unclog you, if you're game.
Viki: Oh, my god, that is so good.
[Viki gasps]
Viki: Oh, whoa, right there -- oh, wow.
David: Mm-hmm.
Viki: Oh! Oh!
David: Does that feel good?
Viki: Oh, David, it's unbelievable. Yes! Ah.
David: I could access you a lot better if you were lying naked under a towel.
Viki: Yeah, dream on. Where did you learn to do this?
David: Zanzibar, 1991. My lover Uta reconciled with her husband. She left me penniless without so much as a first-class plane ticket. So, I was on the run from the law, had no money, so I did what any grifter would do -- got a spa services gig at the four seasons and, as you can see, was a pretty quick study.
Viki: So I'm actually reaping the benefits of your -- oh, I don't know, survival instincts, hmm?
David: Ah, pshaw.
Viki: Oh, gosh, that feels so good. Oh, yes!
David: Viki Lord Davidson Buchanan and whatever other last names I don't remember --
Viki: Oh!
David: You are one sexy mother.
Clint: Ahem.
Scene 4
Dorian: Oh, my. Isn't this an intimate little scene?
David: This? No, this is pg-13. What you barged in on last night -- well, that was rated m for mature.
Viki: Well, well, well. What can I do for you today?
Clint: All right, now focus on what we came here to do.
David: We don't really do duels.
Dorian: Clint and I offer a peace to the two of you. David, what on earth is that on your ankle?
David: A GPS
Dorian: I thought that you were released from prison and exonerated of all charges. Why are you wearing a tracking device?
David: Well, Lieutenant McBain wants to keep a short leash on me till he finds Spencer's real killer. I told him just to leave me in prison, but apparently the taxpayers don't like that kind of thing. I know -- tan line's going to be a bitch, right?
Viki: You said something about peace?
Clint: Go ahead. It is our opinion that the four of us should be able to co-exist in Llanview without coming to blows every time we happen to run into each other.
David: Sounds like another empty promise to me, Viki.
Clint: Hey, watch it.
Dorian: Yes, indeed. Clint and I are willing to pledge ourselves to this new peace if the two of you are.
David: Sold, for $10 million. What? It's practically a steal.
Dorian: All of us here have done something to hurt one of the others. I mean, no one here is innocent.
Viki: Well -- ahem -- I suppose I could've been a little more welcoming to you and Clint.
Clint: And I have had my moments, too.
Dorian: And I could be more -- I could be more gracious in the future.
David: I could wear more clothes?
Dorian: No time like the present.
David: Well, fine. Look at that -- we're all hunky-dory, then.
Viki: Uh, well, um -- I have hamburgers and hot dogs in the kitchen. Um --
Dorian: Yeah.
Viki: We could have a picnic, watch the fireworks, hmm? David? Shall we make some room for them out here?
[David sighs]
David: Fine. I'll get some more chairs. I hope no one else is expecting a massage.
Dorian: Oh, thank you.
Scene 5
David: Here you go.
Clint: What the hell's this -- soda pop?
David: Called a Cosmo, Clint -- vodka, triple sec, cranberry, and a twist.
Clint: I don't drink liquor that's pink.
David: Afraid of getting in touch with your feminine side there, cowboy?
Viki: Everything all right?
David: Tell him, Viki -- pink is the new suede.
Viki: I don't know what that means, David. Uh -- anything I can do?
Clint: Oh, yes, indeed. You can take this to the table.
Viki: Oh. Ok.
David: Fire's looking a little low there, Clint. Should I pour on a couple of bottles of lighter fluid?
Dorian: There you go, Viki.
Viki: Thank you. So, fresh off the grill -- help yourself.
Dorian: Um -- no, thank you. I have to watch my weight.
Viki: Why don't I get some serving pieces?
Dorian: Oh, no, don't bother. We'll rough it.
Viki: Fine. I'm starving.
Dorian: Hmm. I must say, I really admire the way you've been bearing up under, well, what must be for you considerable pressure.
Viki: May I have the mustard, please?
Dorian: Oh, of course.
Viki: Thank you. What pressure?
Dorian: Well, I know how prim and proper you can be and it must be very difficult having David running around here with barely any clothes on.
Viki: Oh, please, I've so gotten used to that.
Dorian: Have you?
Viki: Well, he's very well built, isn't he? I mean, it's very classical lines.
Dorian: And he eats like a horse.
Viki: You know, Dorian, I still shop for a family of five, so that works out just fine.
Dorian: Hmm. And he has such expensive taste.
Viki: Hmm.
Dorian: Hmm -- the drinking, the carousing.
Viki: I find him absolutely delightful.
Dorian: He steals.
Viki: Not from me.
Dorian: And the mood swings -- whoa, and his moods do swing. He'll go from sweet to stab-you-in-the-back.
Viki: Really?
Dorian: Mm-hmm.
Viki: Have not experienced that so far.
Dorian: Ah.
Viki: However, he does snore rather powerfully.
Dorian: Huh.
Scene 6
Viki: Ok, tell me the truth -- le truce idea, that was yours, not Dorian's, right?
Clint: Well, it was -- a lot of Dorian, I think. Why, you find that hard to believe?
Viki: No, I find it impossible to believe. But, listen, if it works, I'll give her all the credit she deserves.
Dorian: So, you're back to the old back-massage routine?
David: Why so skeptical?
Dorian: Hmm, hmm. This is the united states of America. You need a license to be a masseur.
David: Well, jealous, if you had played your cards right, you'd be enjoying the magic of my fingers instead of Viki.
Dorian: Hmm.
[Fireworks]
[Music plays]
Singer: Every little kiss I turn too bold precious in the heart you've turned too cold that's not the word to explain just how I feel it seemed like a dream but I'm wide awake or like the earth and sand made me shake like some fairy tale but it was real you set off a brand-new kind of spark inside of me and I wouldn't leave your lips even to breathe the first time I saw you you were lighting up the sky
Singers: Ooh, ooh
Singer: Like bright flashing fireworks on the Fourth of July
Singers: Ooh, ooh
Singer: No, I won't forget do losing myself deep inside of your heart a night I'll remember
Nash: I love you.
Singer: For the rest
Jessica: I love you, too.
Singer: Of my life
Source:OLTL Transcript
Provided By Boo
["Star Spangled Banner" plays]
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Scene 1
Viki: Drink?
David: Hmm -- you missed me.
Viki: I thought you might be thirsty. If you don't want it, that's fine.
David: Now, hold on, hold on. We both know the help could've brought that out, but thank you, it looks delicious. Oh, god -- there's no champagne in it.
Viki: Did you put a bottle on ice?
David: What's on your mind, Viki?
Viki: Oh, a leisurely day, enjoying the birth of our nation. Why? What's on your mind, David?
David: I woke up naked in your bed this morning.
Viki: Oh --
David: I was just wondering, did -- well, you know, do it?
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Clint: Forget Viki. Stay here with me.
Dorian: I'm only going to be gone a few minutes. I promise.
[Door closes]
Dorian: Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Clint: Dorian?
Dorian: Clint. Well, I certainly wasn't expecting anyone this early.
Clint: Is, uh, this a bad time?
Dorian: Oh, it's never a bad time for you. Would you like your usual, or perhaps spice things up with a Bloody Mary?
Clint: Why don't we start with an apology?
Scene 2
Dorian: Clint, I missed you last night.
Clint: I missed you, too.
Dorian: I made a terrible mistake -- charging over to Viki's to insist they change the domestic arrangement --
Clint: Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. No apologies. You made your apology last night, and I was too angry to hear it. I'm not going to ask you to do it again. And as for your reaction to David and Viki, you were being honest. I'm the one who wasn't.
Dorian: You?
Clint: Yeah, you know, that scene between the two of them? It made me jealous, too. I mean, a little bit.
Dorian: I see.
Clint: Not enough to hightail it over there, but -- last night I acted as if your reaction came out of left field, which -- which it didn't.
Dorian: Well, it was terrible -- I mean, leaving you at my place, running over to Viki's to get between her and David. It could've been -- no, it was very hurtful, but that -- I -- I hope you believe me, it was not my intention.
Clint: Well, the way I see it, you gave in -- and, you know, understandably so -- to 20-odd years of antagonism. It's just your ferocity took me a little off guard.
Dorian: I'm not perfect. I am trying.
Clint: I'm not asking you to be perfect. Hell, I don't even want you to change. Because the fire that sends you over to do battle with Viki -- that's the same fire that's causing me to fall in love with you. And all I'm asking is that, you know, you choose -- choose your battles and your timing with just a little more care.
Dorian: Done.
Scene 3
Dorian: Happy, happy Fourth of July!
Clint: And to you, too. You know, I've been sitting here thinking, and I -- I came up with an idea. What do you say that we go to Lanai right now and sue for peace?
Dorian: I'm sorry. How is that a good idea?
Clint: Because it's the Fourth of July, Independence Day -- that struggle for freedom, that historic moment when you draw a line in the sand and you say just, "no more, no further fighting."
Dorian: No further fighting.
Clint: What I'm talking about is a real and genuine truce between you and Viki. What do you say to that?
Dorian: I'm speechless. However, all this fighting -- it's gotten us nowhere, so why not declare peace?
Clint: If you mean that, you don't know how glad I am to hear it.
Dorian: Not only do I mean it, but let's go do it! Come on! Is there anything better than a good, old-fashioned Fourth of July declaration?
Clint: Um -- Dorian, on second thought, maybe I should take some of my own advice about choosing your battles and your timing, because the two of you just went a couple of rounds without the gloves. I don't -- maybe it's better if we wait a few days before we show up on Viki's doorstep with a treaty in our hands.
Dorian: I like the element of surprise.
Clint: You mean ambush, don't you?
Dorian: It's spontaneous, it's an indication of sincerity, and although Viki -- no, no, no, she'll be, you know, taken aback by our offer of a -- a truce. You know, hopefully, she'll see that it's coming from the right place. Besides, that woman has never met an apology she couldn't accept.
Clint: You are going to apologize?
Dorian: She'll take it as an apology by implication. Why split hairs?
Clint: Oh, man, I don't know about this.
Dorian: Clint, just give me a few minutes to change my clothes, and then trust me. We're all going to be a lot better off when this is done.
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Viki: Are you suggesting that I took advantage of you?
David: You wouldn't be the first. No worries, I'm just trying to account for the lost time.
Viki: No, David, we did not "do it." I told you, I am not going to sleep with you.
[Viki laughs]
Viki: No, you conked out about 10 minutes into "People Will Talk," and then you proceeded to snore -- so I slept in the guest room.
David: Then how did I end up --
Viki: Naked? Not a clue. You can work that one out for yourself.
David: I have been known to strip down in my sleep -- makes for a quicker transition to tai chi in the morning.
Viki: Ok, as Starr would say, "too much information."
David: Are you kidding? Too much is never enough. You have a standing invitation, you know, to join me. A little pushing-hands motion -- get your chi flowing.
Viki: I -- I think my chi is fine, thank you.
David: Oh, no, definitely not. I can see from here that you're completely stopped up. I can help you, you know. Why don't you take advantage of me?
Viki: David, if I gave you all the reasons, it would be so boring.
David: Hmm.
Viki: But I must ask you, please, to stop faking it with me.
David: Fake it?
Viki: Yeah.
David: I'm not faking it. I will stand on your rooftop and say, "Viki Davidson, I find you --"
Viki: David, you are obsessed with Dorian. That's what this is all about. I wish you'd stop denying it.
David: Well, you got me there. I'm truly, madly, and completely obsessed of making Dorian squirm.
Viki: Ok, your secret is safe with me.
David: Well, I'm glad we finally got that settled.
Viki: Yes.
David: Well, now it's too late for tai chi.
Viki: Oh, dear, what a shame.
David: But I tell you what -- I got a much better way to unclog you, if you're game.
Viki: Oh, my god, that is so good.
[Viki gasps]
Viki: Oh, whoa, right there -- oh, wow.
David: Mm-hmm.
Viki: Oh! Oh!
David: Does that feel good?
Viki: Oh, David, it's unbelievable. Yes! Ah.
David: I could access you a lot better if you were lying naked under a towel.
Viki: Yeah, dream on. Where did you learn to do this?
David: Zanzibar, 1991. My lover Uta reconciled with her husband. She left me penniless without so much as a first-class plane ticket. So, I was on the run from the law, had no money, so I did what any grifter would do -- got a spa services gig at the four seasons and, as you can see, was a pretty quick study.
Viki: So I'm actually reaping the benefits of your -- oh, I don't know, survival instincts, hmm?
David: Ah, pshaw.
Viki: Oh, gosh, that feels so good. Oh, yes!
David: Viki Lord Davidson Buchanan and whatever other last names I don't remember --
Viki: Oh!
David: You are one sexy mother.
Clint: Ahem.
Scene 4
Dorian: Oh, my. Isn't this an intimate little scene?
David: This? No, this is pg-13. What you barged in on last night -- well, that was rated m for mature.
Viki: Well, well, well. What can I do for you today?
Clint: All right, now focus on what we came here to do.
David: We don't really do duels.
Dorian: Clint and I offer a peace to the two of you. David, what on earth is that on your ankle?
David: A GPS
Dorian: I thought that you were released from prison and exonerated of all charges. Why are you wearing a tracking device?
David: Well, Lieutenant McBain wants to keep a short leash on me till he finds Spencer's real killer. I told him just to leave me in prison, but apparently the taxpayers don't like that kind of thing. I know -- tan line's going to be a bitch, right?
Viki: You said something about peace?
Clint: Go ahead. It is our opinion that the four of us should be able to co-exist in Llanview without coming to blows every time we happen to run into each other.
David: Sounds like another empty promise to me, Viki.
Clint: Hey, watch it.
Dorian: Yes, indeed. Clint and I are willing to pledge ourselves to this new peace if the two of you are.
David: Sold, for $10 million. What? It's practically a steal.
Dorian: All of us here have done something to hurt one of the others. I mean, no one here is innocent.
Viki: Well -- ahem -- I suppose I could've been a little more welcoming to you and Clint.
Clint: And I have had my moments, too.
Dorian: And I could be more -- I could be more gracious in the future.
David: I could wear more clothes?
Dorian: No time like the present.
David: Well, fine. Look at that -- we're all hunky-dory, then.
Viki: Uh, well, um -- I have hamburgers and hot dogs in the kitchen. Um --
Dorian: Yeah.
Viki: We could have a picnic, watch the fireworks, hmm? David? Shall we make some room for them out here?
[David sighs]
David: Fine. I'll get some more chairs. I hope no one else is expecting a massage.
Dorian: Oh, thank you.
Scene 5
David: Here you go.
Clint: What the hell's this -- soda pop?
David: Called a Cosmo, Clint -- vodka, triple sec, cranberry, and a twist.
Clint: I don't drink liquor that's pink.
David: Afraid of getting in touch with your feminine side there, cowboy?
Viki: Everything all right?
David: Tell him, Viki -- pink is the new suede.
Viki: I don't know what that means, David. Uh -- anything I can do?
Clint: Oh, yes, indeed. You can take this to the table.
Viki: Oh. Ok.
David: Fire's looking a little low there, Clint. Should I pour on a couple of bottles of lighter fluid?
Dorian: There you go, Viki.
Viki: Thank you. So, fresh off the grill -- help yourself.
Dorian: Um -- no, thank you. I have to watch my weight.
Viki: Why don't I get some serving pieces?
Dorian: Oh, no, don't bother. We'll rough it.
Viki: Fine. I'm starving.
Dorian: Hmm. I must say, I really admire the way you've been bearing up under, well, what must be for you considerable pressure.
Viki: May I have the mustard, please?
Dorian: Oh, of course.
Viki: Thank you. What pressure?
Dorian: Well, I know how prim and proper you can be and it must be very difficult having David running around here with barely any clothes on.
Viki: Oh, please, I've so gotten used to that.
Dorian: Have you?
Viki: Well, he's very well built, isn't he? I mean, it's very classical lines.
Dorian: And he eats like a horse.
Viki: You know, Dorian, I still shop for a family of five, so that works out just fine.
Dorian: Hmm. And he has such expensive taste.
Viki: Hmm.
Dorian: Hmm -- the drinking, the carousing.
Viki: I find him absolutely delightful.
Dorian: He steals.
Viki: Not from me.
Dorian: And the mood swings -- whoa, and his moods do swing. He'll go from sweet to stab-you-in-the-back.
Viki: Really?
Dorian: Mm-hmm.
Viki: Have not experienced that so far.
Dorian: Ah.
Viki: However, he does snore rather powerfully.
Dorian: Huh.
Scene 6
Viki: Ok, tell me the truth -- le truce idea, that was yours, not Dorian's, right?
Clint: Well, it was -- a lot of Dorian, I think. Why, you find that hard to believe?
Viki: No, I find it impossible to believe. But, listen, if it works, I'll give her all the credit she deserves.
Dorian: So, you're back to the old back-massage routine?
David: Why so skeptical?
Dorian: Hmm, hmm. This is the united states of America. You need a license to be a masseur.
David: Well, jealous, if you had played your cards right, you'd be enjoying the magic of my fingers instead of Viki.
Dorian: Hmm.
[Fireworks]
[Music plays]
Singer: Every little kiss I turn too bold precious in the heart you've turned too cold that's not the word to explain just how I feel it seemed like a dream but I'm wide awake or like the earth and sand made me shake like some fairy tale but it was real you set off a brand-new kind of spark inside of me and I wouldn't leave your lips even to breathe the first time I saw you you were lighting up the sky
Singers: Ooh, ooh
Singer: Like bright flashing fireworks on the Fourth of July
Singers: Ooh, ooh
Singer: No, I won't forget do losing myself deep inside of your heart a night I'll remember
Nash: I love you.
Singer: For the rest
Jessica: I love you, too.
Singer: Of my life
cher62 - July 18, 2007 12:54 AM (GMT)
Transcript from 7/16
Source:OLTL Transcript
Provided By Suzanne
Scene 1
Paige: The surgery went very well. Jessica and david are both in recovery.
Clint: Thank God.
Nash: I knew it. I knew she'd pull through.
Dorian: Oh, clint, darling. This is wonderful.
Miles: We're so relieved, my wife and I.
Marty: She's been through so much.
Miles: But she's obviously strong, a good fighter.
Clint: That she is.
Nash: Could I see her?
Clint: Oh, god, I got to tell Viki.
Paige: She already knows. She went to call the kids.
Nash: Could I see her, please?
Paige: As soon as it's safe for you to see your wife, I will clear it.
Scene 2
Clint: My little girl has fought so hard.
Dorian: Ha. She has the Buchanan spirit.
Clint: Yeah. Now we have to pray for her continued improvement.
Dorian: And David's.
Clint: Yeah.
Dorian: When he's well enough to have visitors, I'd like to go see him. Would that upset you?
Clint: When I think of the devil's bargain I had to make with that man in order to save my daughter --
Dorian: Yes. But the end result is so good, does any of that really matter?
Clint: Oh. Look, I am -- happy that my daughter's ok, all right? But David Vickers now has 10 million Buchanan dollars and I would give my eye teeth to see him pay for it with more than a vital organ.
Scene 3
Dorian: Clint, I know this is very difficult for you, but david did come through.
Clint: Oh, yeah, for all the wrong reasons.
Dorian: But the end result --
Clint: Yeah, the end result is wonderful, and I'm ecstatic that my daughter's ok, but I'm also angry that she even had to go through all this. I'm angry enough to want to rip out the rest of David's liver with my bare hands!
Scene 4
David: Hear you got me my own room.
Clint: You're lucky your ass isn't out in the parking lot.
Scene 4
David: Have you seen your daughter? Her color looks better already.
Clint: As if you give a damn about my daughter. Greed is the only thing that motivates you.
David: I don't like pain, and i use my liver pretty much daily. The thought of parting with even a portion of it --
Clint: Vickers, I'm losing patience with you.
David: The money was a serious incentive -- so what? I saved Jessica's life. Why can't I feel like I did something good?
Clint: You want it both ways, don't you? You want to take the money and play the hero.
David: I told Jessica -- I'm nobody's hero.
Clint: And this new self-awareness -- does that somehow absolve you?
David: Money, clint, is what I live for. Money doesn't lie, money doesn't betray you, so yeah, I did it for the money. And you got your daughter back. We both win. So, why don't you consider the $10 million that's resting comfortably in an offshore account just a token of your undying appreciation?
Scene 5
David: Go ahead and hate me. That's ok, but take away this. Your daughter's going to be fine, and your father isn't going to go to prison for trying to pay me to kill my own brother. So the way I look at it, you got yourself a bargain.
Clint: You're despicable. But now you're also rich. Hope that money keeps you warm at night, because nothing else will.
David: Hey, clint? You going to tell Viki?
Clint: Hmm. I'll let you have that honor.
Dorian: Clint.
Clint: You're still here.
Dorian: Well, I promised you I'd wait.
Clint: Yeah. Uh --
Dorian: What's the matter?
Clint: I just talked with david, and --
Dorian: Say no more. Go in and see your daughter. That'll make you feel better.
Clint: Thanks.
Clint: Oh. God, how I prayed for this. You're my precious little girl. And I love you so much.
Scene 6
Dorian: How's Jessica?
Clint: Well, the doctors are all saying that she's doing very well.
Dorian: And you?
Clint: Well, I'm a little disappointed in myself. I allowed my anger at david to taint what should be a -- a wonderful, glorious day, because, you know, my daughter's getting another chance at life, and here I am resentful at the man who helped her get that chance, and -- I can do better. I will do better -- for Jessie, I mean, because I want my little girl to be proud of me.
Dorian: I'm proud of you. And I am very grateful to have you in my life.
Clint: Dorian, whatever it took for us to get to this point, I thank God for it.
Dorian: Oh.